10 tips for a successful marriage proposal

1. 1. Ask her parents for permission. Its old school but necessary. You marry her family when you marry her. Make sure they like you, and you like them.

2. 2. Have a ring, but not one that’s too big or you’ll set unrealistic expectations. Don’t blow your wad right out of the gate. Every year expectations increase.

3. 3. Know in advance she’ll say yes. Nothing is more awkward (on both sides) than a declined marriage proposal.

4. 4. Be sober. Many stupid things have been done while intoxicated, and once something is said, it can’t take it back. Besides…You want to remember the moment.

5. 5. Make sure she’s sober. See tip number 4…

6. 6. Have a job. If you’re not employed, she won’t say yes. Even if she does say yes, her family will hate you.

7. 7. Make sure she doesn’t have another boyfriend. Duh…

8. 8. Make sure you don’t have any other girlfriends. Duh…

9. 9. Make sure she’s are good in bed… Because it’s the last woman you’ll ever sleep with.

10. 10. Make sure you two are true friends. When you’re both old and saggy, friendship is all that’s left.

10 tips for a successful marriage proposal

1. 1.  Ask her parents for permission. Its old school but necessary. You marry her family when you marry her. Make sure they like you, and you like them.

2. 2.  Have a ring, but not one that’s too big or you’ll set unrealistic expectations. Don’t blow your wad right out of the gate. Every year expectations increase.

3. 3.  Know in advance she’ll say yes. Nothing is more awkward (on both sides) than a declined marriage proposal.

4. 4.  Be sober. Many stupid things have been done while intoxicated, and once something is said, it can’t take it back. Besides…You want to remember the moment.

5. 5.  Make sure she’s sober. See tip number 4…

6. 6.  Have a job. If you’re not employed, she won’t say yes. Even if she does say yes, her family will hate you.

7. 7.  Make sure she doesn’t have another boyfriend. Duh…

8. 8.  Make sure you don’t have any other girlfriends. Duh…

9. 9.  Make sure she’s are good in bed… Because it’s the last woman you’ll ever sleep with.

10. 10.  Make sure you two are true friends. When you’re both old and saggy, friendship is all that’s left.